Humourous Quotes By Others

At least 2.15% of the day should be focused on comedic intent, as much of the world is bitter, and there is nothing funny about politics and religion.  If I can be solemn for at least 88.1621% of the day, perhaps I have achieved well.

“I am not funny.  My writers were funny.  My direction was funny.  My situations were funny.  But I am not funny.  I am not funny.  What I am is brave.”  – Lucille Ball

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“Yes, I’m religious.  God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.” – Richard Pryor

“Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.”  – George Carlin

“I ain’t from Africa.  I’m from St. Louis.” – Redd Foxx

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”  – Peter Ustinov

“If you live in New York, even if you’re Catholic, you’re Jewish.” – Lenny Bruce

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phillis Diller

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”  – Groucho Marx

“I can speak Esperanto like a native.” – Spike Milligan

“I’d like to see Paris before I die…. Philadelphia will do.” – W.C. Fields


Till next time.

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