At least 2.15% of the day should be focused on comedic intent, as much of the world is bitter, and there is nothing funny about politics and religion. If I can be solemn for at least 88.1621% of the day, perhaps I have achieved well.
“I am not funny. My writers were funny. My direction was funny. My situations were funny. But I am not funny. I am not funny. What I am is brave.” – Lucille Ball
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“Yes, I’m religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.” – Richard Pryor
“Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.” – George Carlin
“I ain’t from Africa. I’m from St. Louis.” – Redd Foxx
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov
“If you live in New York, even if you’re Catholic, you’re Jewish.” – Lenny Bruce
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phillis Diller
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.” – Spike Milligan
“I’d like to see Paris before I die…. Philadelphia will do.” – W.C. Fields
Never.
Till next time.
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