Allah Is A Terrible Man

Allah was born Robert Lime Allander, and was once employed with L. Ron Hubbard’s firm for several years.  It makes sense they were connected, as as they both enjoyed deceiving nice people.  And for your information, Mr. Hubbard is still in the dungeon.

Now for some serious time.  And  I promise you Allah doesn’t sound at all like God.

Al Quran 9:111 Sahih International “Indeed, Allah has purchased from the believers their lives and their properties [in exchange] for that they will have Paradise.  They fight in the cause of Allah, so they kill and are killed.  [It is] a true promise [binding] upon Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur’an.  And who is truer to his covenant than Allah?  So rejoice in your transaction which you have contracted.  And it is that which is the great attainment.

This has nothing to do with love, rather to engage in more criminal acts to please a bloodthirsty terrorist named Allah.  There is nothing moral whatsoever going around destroying the world in hopes of meeting some beautiful girls in Paradise.  Save those decent times with your wife, or at least entertain some sweet ladies at a club if you can’t find one yet.  And 9/11/2001 was terrible for the world to view.  What is the point of destruction?  It’s completely selfish to go around killing for a douchebag, and being a devoted Muslim can make you lose sense of humanity.

So Robert L. Allah goes to the dungeon for 79 years flat.

And what of Muhammad?

Al Quran 48:29 Sahih International “Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah; and those with him are forceful against the disbelievers, merciful among themselves.  You see them bowing and prostrating [in prayer], seeking bounty from Allah and [His] pleasure.  Their mark is on their faces from the trace of prostration.  That is their description in the Torah.  And description in the Gospel is as a plant which produces its offshoots and strengthens them so they grow firm and stand upon their stalks, delighting the sowers – so that Allah may enrage by them the disbelievers.  Allah has promised those who believe and do righteous deeds among them forgiveness and a great reward.”

He may have gone in the dungeon … or was he really even involved with the invention of Islam?  He may have just been a mere general of some army, handpicked to be a (sic) prophet.

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