I need to reiterate I’m not a man in cloth, yet a chap who somehow got this assigned this job.
This is man #1:
Life at the parish isn’t that bad, but this fellow needs to play some cricket and travel to Kiribati and view its marvelous coral gardens.
Here’s an example of myself in action, or maybe not, as man #2:
Now, you can tell where I’m heading. I promise I will stay on the trail, and no worries as God said nothing too hazardous.
Cheers!