Yeah, that’s my best attempt at April Fool’s humour.
In the coming of days, I want to try one of their wafers to see if it needs some additional flavouring. I know not to partake in any those activities anyway, and I’ve abstained from doing so after all of these years.
I do wish the Pope would contact me. I get bored and tired a bit too much, and it would be nice to see what the Vatican looks like. In the meantime, I’ll attempt to think about those lovely Nilla wafers I thoroughly enjoyed as a wee lad.